BF: I want to kiss u SHARE FacebookTwitter Bf: i want to kiss u. gf: no, agar mein pregnant ho gayi to? bf: kiss se pregnant? gf: actually mein 1 baar shuru ho gayito phir mein apne aap ki bhi nahi sunti..More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke