Boy chatting with his girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...