A programmer to his friends (also programmers): "I met a hot girl last night SHARE FacebookTwitter A programmer to his friends (also programmers): "i met a hot girl last night. i brought her home and we began kissing furiously. i sat her on the keyboard and ..." friends : "you've got a computer at home? what's the cpu?"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke