A priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
god to the guy : who r u ?
guy : i am government bus driver from royapuram...
god : take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.
god to the priest : who r u ?
priest : i am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
god : take this cotton robe and enter heaven.
priest : god, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & i spent all my life preaching good get cotton.
god : results, my son, results.
while you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
its performance, not position that counts !!