A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Alpaca sitting next to SHARE FacebookTwitter A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a alpaca sitting next to him. "are you a alpaca?" asked the man, surprised. "yes." "what are you doing at the movies?" the alpaca replied, "well, i liked the book."More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke