A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans SHARE FacebookTwitter A: just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. is it a boy or a girl? b: it's a girl. she's my daughter. a: oh, i'm sorry, sir. i didn't know that you were her father. b: i'm not. i'm her mother.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke