A cat told a frog "time flies when you are having fun" The frog corrected SHARE FacebookTwitter A cat told a frog "time flies when you are having fun" the frog corrected her "actually it's time is fun when you're having flies!" when i was younger, i dressed ups a frog and robbed a bank. that was my first time that i kerm-itted a crime.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke