A 35 year woman takes a lover home
during the day while her husband is
at work in london. her 9-year old
son comes home unexpectedly, sees
them and hides in the bed room
closet to watch. the woman’s
husband also comes home at the
same time. she puts her lover in the
closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
the little boy says, “john in here.”
the man says, “yes, it is”
boy ” i have a baseball.”
man “that’s nice”
boy “want to buy it?”
man “no, thanks”
boy “my dad/s outside…”
man “o.k. – how much?”
boy “$250?
in a few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together because woman's
husband also came home at the
same time.
boy “john in here”
man “ yes, it is.”
boy “i have a baseball glove”
the lover, remembering the last
time, asks the boy,
“how much?”
boy “$750?
man “sold!”
a few days later the father says to
the boy, “grab your glove, let’s go
outside and play a game of
catch.the boy says, “i can’t, i sold
my baseball and my glove.” the
father asks, “how much did you sell
them for?” boy ” $ 1,000? the father
says, “that’s terrible to overcharge
your friends like that… that is way
more than those two things cost. i’m
going to take you to church and
make you confess.”
they go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the
door. the boy says, “john in here”.
the priest says, “don’t start that shit
again, you’re in my closet now.”