Santa- me babhpan me 10 maale ki building se gir gya tha. banta-are, fir,kya hua. bach gaya ki mar gaya? santa- yaad nahi yaar, bahut purani baat he.
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. banta: fir kya hua..? santa: bewakoof kal raat se apni bahen ko romantic msgs bhej raha hai.
Banta : santa to truck walo se itna kue darta hai..? santa : ek bar truck wala meri bivi ko uthakar le gaya. dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas shodne to nahi aya hai....!!
Shadi ki raat santa confuse ho gaya ke aapni biwi se kya baat kre.. bohot sochne ke bad aakhir bola- tumhare ghar walo ko pata hai na tum aaj raat yahi pe rukogi... :-d
Kidnaper: teri biwi mere kabze me hai saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon santa:sabut pakka nahi hai . . . . mundi bhej mundi.
1 girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi santa ne window se dekha, or bola sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
Santa apni gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya, ke behosh ho gaya... jab hosh aaya to romantic ho kar pucha jaan.! nahati kyun nahi ho..?
Banta: sabzi lene gaya sabziwala sabzi par pani maar raha tha kaafi der ho gayi to banta: bola"agar sabzi ko hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo dedo,,
Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein ghus ayaa.. daku : jaldi bata sona kahan hai , ..! . . banta : oye pura ghar khali hai pada hai, jithe marzi so jao ! ;) :d
Santa: rasgulle hai? dukandaar: nahi,! santa: dekh lunga. dukandaar (gusse me(: kya dekh loge? santa: dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Wife ne santa ko sms kiya kitni der me aa rhe ho? santa ne jawab me sms kiya 20-25 mint me aa rha hu, agr der ho jaye to ye sms fir se padh lena
Wife="i am pregnant." santa- "par mai to england me tha." wife= aapki photo thi na! santa- kamini, ullu mat bana..! photo to kamar tak hi thi..! :-d