Santa k dono kaan jal gaye:
doctor: tumharey kaan kese jaly?
santa: main qameez istari kar raha tha,
ke phone aa gaya.
main ne jaldi main phone ki jagah
istari kaan ko laga li.
doctor: to doosra kaan kese jala?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi
phone karna tha na... :