Santa: I got a very good deal so I bought 62 different kind of fish

Santa: i got a very good deal so i bought 62 different kind of fish. banta: where are you going to keep them? santa: in the bathtub. banta: but what will you do when you want to take a bath? santa: blindfold them!

Santa: I got a very good deal so I bought 62 different kind of fish

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Santa: I got a very good deal so I bought 62 different kind of fish

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