Santa apni bakri ko bus me le jane laga.
conductor ne mana kar diya santa bakri
ko burkha pehna k bus me le gaya aur
conductor se bola:ye meri nani hai
budhape k karan jhuk gayi hai …
thodi der baad bakri ne potty kar di..
pass baitha banta chillya oye teri
nani ki rudraksh ki maala toot gayi… :-d