Police : Knock knock Santa : kaun hai

Police : *knock knock* santa : kaun hai ? ? police : police! ? darwaza kholo.. humko sirf baat karni hai. santa : tumlog kitne ho ?? police : 3. santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo ????????

Police : Knock knock Santa : kaun hai

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Police : *Knock knock* Santa : kaun hai

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Police : Knock knock Santa : kaun hai