Army traning k dauran, officer ne santa se pucha:
'ye hath me kya he?'
santa:"sir, banduk he"
officer :"ye banduk nahi! tumhari izzat he, shaan he. ye tumhari maa hai maa!"
phir officer ne dusre sipahi banta se pucha:"ye hath me kya he?"
banta:"sir, ye santa ki maa hai aur sadi massi hai massi !