Python :
this is plagiarism.
you can't just "import essay".
java :
i'm two pages in and
i still have no idea
what you're saying.
c++ :
i asked for one copy,
not four hundred.
unix shell :
i don't have permission to read this.
assembly :
did you really have to redefine
every word in the english language.
c :
this is great.
but you forget to add a null terminator.
now i'm just reading carbage.
latex :
your paper makes no goddamn sense,
but it's the most beautiful thing.
i have ever laid eyes on.
html :
this is a flower pot.