Life Before the Computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used

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Life before the computer an application was for employment a program was a tv show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano! memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3-inch floppy you hoped nobody found out! compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile! log on was adding wood to a fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode! cut - you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu! i guess i'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head i hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!

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