Hilarious collection of your mamma cs jokes :
your mother is so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list in constant time.
your mother is so fat, she solves the traveling salesman problem in o(1) by visiting all cities simultaneously.
your mother is so fat they assigned her a new top-level domain.
your mother is so fat, dijkstra's shortest path algorithm around her ass causes an infinite loop.
your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
your mother is so fat, she couldn't get popped off the stack.
your mother is so fat when she core dumps it fills up all the free space.
your mother is so fat, when allocating memory on the heap for her, malloc returns a null pointer.