Guy : Hey! What's your address

Guy : hey! what's your address? programmer : 173.168.15.10 guy : no man. your local address. programmer : 127.0.0.1 guy : oh! you geeky nerd!!! i mean your physical address. programmer : 29:01:38:62:31:58 guy : kill me some one !

Guy : Hey! What's your address

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Guy : Hey! What's your address

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