Chuck norris programming jokes :
when chuck norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
all arrays chuck norris declares are of infinite size, because chuck norris knows no bounds.
chuck norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
chuck norris writes code that optimizes itself.
chuck norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
chuck norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .dispose(), he calls .dropkick().
chuck norris’s first program was kill -9.
all browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
chuck norris can write infinite recursion functions… and have them return.
chuck norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
“it works on my machine” always holds true for chuck norris.
whiteboards are white because chuck norris scared them that way.
chuck norris doesn’t do burn down charts, he does smack down charts.
chuck norris can delete the recycling bin.
chuck norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
chuck norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
chuck norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
chuck norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a ctrl key because nothing controls chuck norris.
when chuck norris is web surfing websites get the message
“warning: internet explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. proceed?”.