A popular nursery rhyme in javaland
for the lack of a nail,
throw new horseshoenailnotfoundexception("no nails!");
for the lack of a horseshoe,
equestriandoctor.getlocalinstance().gethorsedispatcher().shoot();
for the lack of a horse,
ridersguild.getridernotificationsubscriberlist().
Getbroadcaster().run(
new broadcastmessage(stablefactory.getnullhorseinstance()));
for the lack of a rider,
messagedeliverysubsystem.getlogger().logdeliveryfailure(
messagefactory.getabstractmessageinstance(
new messagemedium(messagetype.verbal),
new messagetransport(messagetransporttype.mounted_rider),
new messagesessiondestination(battlemanager.getroutinginfo(
battlelocation.nearest))),
messagefailurereasoncode.unknown_rider_failure);
for the lack of a message,
((battlenotificationsender)
battleresourcemediator.getmediatorinstance().getresource(
battleparticipant.proxy_participant,
battleresource.battle_notification_sender)).sendnotification(
((battlenotificationbuilder)
(battleresourcemediator.getmediatorinstance().getresource(
battleorganizer.getbattleparticipant(battle.participant.good_guys),
battleresource.battle_notification_builder))).buildnotification(
battleorganizer.getbattlestate(battleresult.battle_lost),
battlemanager.getchainofcommand().getcommandchainnotifier()));
for the lack of a battle,
try {
synchronized(battleinformationrouterlock.getlockinstance()) {
battleinformationrouterlock.getlockinstance().wait();
}
} catch (interruptedexception ix) {
if (battlesessionmanager.getbattlestatus(
battleresource.getlocalizedbattleresource(locale.getdefault()),
battlecontext.createcontext(
kingdom.getmasterbattlecoordinatorinstance(
new tweedlebeetlepuddlepaddlebattle()).populate(
regionmanager.getarmpitprovince(armpit.leftmost)))) ==
battlestatus.lost) {
if (logger.isloggable(level.totally_screwed)) {
logger.logscrewage(battlelogger.createbattlelogmessage(
battlestatusformatter.format(battlestatus.lost_war,
locale.getdefault())));
}
}
}
for the lack of a war,
new serviceexecutionjoinpoint(
distributedqueryanalyzer.forwardqueryresult(
notificationschemamanager.getabstractschemamapper(
new publishsubscribenotificationschema()).getschemaproxy().
executepublishsubscribequeryplan(
notificationschema.alert,
new notificationschemapriority(schemapriority.max_priority),
new publishermessage(messagefactory.getabstractmessage(
messagetype.written,
new messagetransport(messagetransporttype.wounded_survivor),
new messagesessiondestination(
destinationmanager.getnulldestinationforqueryplan()))),
distributedwarmachine.getpartyrolemanager().getregisteredparties(
partyrolemanager.party_king ||
partyrolemanager.party_general ||
partyrolemanager.party_ambassador)).getqueryresult(),
prioritymessagedispatcher.getprioritydispatchinstance())).
waitforservice();
all for the lack of a horseshoe nail.