Wife to husband: dear, meri tabiat kharab hai. kya tum khud khana bana loge?
husband: oh, mujhe laga hum aaj bahar khana khayenge..
wife: i m ok. main tho bas mazak kar rahi thi. chalo chalte hai.
husband: main bhi mazak kar raha tha. chal chup chap dal roti bana :-p