Wife to her husband: suno, aate hue zara
kitchen se namak lete aana.
husband (kitchen se): yahan to koi namak nahi
hai.
wife: mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe,
kaamchor kahin ke. ek kaam dhang se nahi kar
sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi
mein kuch to kaam karo. mujhe pehle se hi pata
tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi
le aayi thi.