Wife: is deewali hum kaun si nayi gaadi lene wale hain ?
husband: kutri
wife: nahi leni hai to mat lo.....
aur haan tu kutra,
teri maa kutri,
tera baap kutra,
tera poora khaandaan kutra...
husband: (gutkha thookte hue) ari pagaliya.... q3.... audi q3