Wife: ek baat bolun?
husband: haan yaar,bolo...
wife: maaroge toh nahi ?
husband: kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
wife: daantoge bhin nahin....?
husband: bilkul nahin daantunga...,baat toh batao.
wife: main pregnant hun.
husband: hurray !!! pagli kahin ki,it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???
wife: college ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi..!!