Monday night:
wife: aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! kyun?
husband : arre aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
tuesday night:
wife: aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! kyun?
husband : arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to usne party di isliye
wednesday night:
wife: aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
husband: arre aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...wo bahut udaas tha to uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
thursday night:
wife: aaj fir se...ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
husband: breakup nahi....aaj office mai work load bahut tha...bahut tension thi....isliye
friday night:
wife: aaj kyun?
husband : arre jis friend ki engagement thi na tuesday ko, aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
saturday night:
wife: hmmm...ab?
husband : aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
sunday night:
wife (gusse se): ab aaj kya ho gaya..
husband : aaj mera mood tha..;):d:d