Marta hua pati apni patni ko bola
pati: “almari se tera gold set maine chori kiya tha”
patni rote hue boli: “koi baat nai ji”
pati: “tere bhai ne tujhe amanat di thi 1 lakh wo bhi mene hi ghayab kiye”
patni: “mene aapko maaf kiya”
pati: “teri kameti ke paise bhi mene hi chori kiye the”
patni: “koi baat nahi ji, aapko zehar bhi mene hi diya hai, hisab barabar“