Ø a bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
which book has helped you most in your life?
the woman replied – my husband’s cheque book !
ø a prospective husband in a book store,
do you have a book called, ‘husband – the master of the house’?
sales girl : sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!.
ø someone asked an old man,
even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. what’s the secret ?
old man : i forgot her name and i’m scared to ask her.
ø a man in hell asked devil,
can i make a call to my wife ? after making call he asked how much to pay.
devil : nothing. hell to hell is free.
ø wife : i wish i was a newspaper. so i’d be in your hands all day.
husband : i too wish that you were a newspaper. so i could have a new one every day !
ø husband to wife – today is a fine day. next day he says : today is a fine day.
again next day, he says same thing – today is a fine day.
finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week,
you are saying this "today is a fine day". i am fed up. what’s the matter?
husband : last week when we had an argument,
you said, "i will leave you one fine day." i was just trying to remind you...
have a smile, smiling is the best medicine... pass it on...