Two girls were talking

Two girls were talking
Girl 1: Do you have Whatsapp?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Twitter?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Facebook?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Then what do you have?
Girl 2: A LIFE!!
Girl 1: Great! I need 1 for Candy Crush!

Two girls were talking

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Two girls were talking

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