Tv anchor interviewing a farmer:
q: aap bakre ko kya khilate ho?
farmer : kale ko ya safaid ko?
anchor: safaid ko...
farmer : ghaas...
anchor: aur kale ko?
farmer : use bhi ghaas hi khilata hu.....
anchor: inhain baandhte kidher ho?
farmer : kise kale ko ya safaid ko?
anchor: safaid ko.....
farmer : bahar ke kamre mein
anchor: aur kale ko?
farmer : use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
anchor: aur nehlate kaise ho?
farmer : kise kale ko ya safaid ko?
anchor: kale ko......
farmer : pani se
anchor: aur safaid ko?
farmer : use bhi pani se.....
anchor ghusse se:
kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "kala ya safaid?"
farmer : kyu ke safaid bakra mera hai.......
anchor: aur kala?
farmer : woh bhi mera hi hai.......!