SON:-Papa hamare padose wali aunty ka pet kyu phula hai DADDY:-kya tum sab jaante ho SON:-Kyaaa

Son:-papa hamare padose wali aunty ka pet kyu phula hai daddy:-kya tum sab jaante ho son:-kyaaa...... ..... aa.... daddy:-kuch nahi unke pet me bohat sara paani hai son:-tab to bachchaa doob jayeega

SON:-Papa hamare padose wali aunty ka pet kyu phula hai DADDY:-kya tum sab jaante ho SON:-Kyaaa

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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
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SON:-Papa hamare padose wali aunty ka pet kyu phula hai DADDY:-kya tum sab jaante ho SON:-Kyaaa

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