She : I want to breakup with you

She : i want to breakup with you. you don'tever call me, you asshole. me : arre main busy tha, new lamborghini aventador lia maine!! she : ahhhh! my jaanu!so cute ! kab li? kaha hai? me : laptop pe hai , nfs' me she : mc.. bc..

She : I want to breakup with you

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

She : I want to breakup with you

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