Seeta Apni S

Seeta apni s
Haadi se pehle apni saheli geeta se puchhti hai. seeta: “arrey, kya tujhe pata hai ki raat aur suhaagraat mein kya farak hota hai?” geeta: “suhaagraat mein hum sirf pati ke saath so sakte han jab ki raat mein ye jaroori nahi hota.”

Seeta Apni S

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Seeta Apni S

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