School mein ek sir bahut hi desh bhakat tha, ek din class mein bachcho ko samjha raha tha
sir: “bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non veg nahi khaoge.”
bachche: “nahi khayenge sir”
sir: “kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge”
bachche: “alright sir!”
sir: “jua nahi kheloge”
bachche: “ok! sir”
sir: “desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge”
pappu ne ye suna aur sir ko bola
pappu: “de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!“:d:d