Santa subha khana khate hue biwi par chilla raha tha.
santa: “ye kya? khane mein baal, andhi hai tujhe dikhta nahi kya?”
biwi gusse mein aake: “chupchap kha le kamine, raat ko puri jhaantein chowmein samajh ke khane ki koshish karta hai aur din mein 1 baal ke liye nakhre karta hai“