Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh

Santa ne ek bar bus mein ek chor ko ek aurat ka purse churate dekh liya. chor ne gabrate hue santa ko kaha: “ismein 1000 rs hai, tum kisi ko batana nahi hum 50-50 kar lenge. santa khush hote hue: “thik hai, par baki ke 900 rs ka kya karenge?“

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh

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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bus Mein Ek Chor Ko Ek Aurat Ka Purse Churate Dekh

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