Santa apni wife ke saath dinner ke liye restaurant mein jata hai.
dinner kerne ke baad waiter aata hai.
waiter: “aapka bill sir”
santa: “yeh lo mera card”
waiter: “but sir, yeh nahi chalega, ye toh ration card hai”
santa: “toh phir bahaar kya majaak mein likha hai all cards are accepted.”