Santa apne boss ki ladki se pyaar kar baitha aur
ek din apne boss ke paas shaadi ka proposal le kar gaya.
santa: “sir, mujhe aapki beti se shaadi karni hai.”
boss: “shaadi aur tujhse, arrey teri salary to uske toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakti.”
santa: “achha itni potty karti hai, phir to rehne hi do.”