Pappu: Papa Mujhe 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu:

Pappu: papa mujhe 100 do santa: pichle hafte jo 100 diye the pehle uska hisaab de pappu: agar hisaab ki baat hai papa toh mujhe har use paise ka hisaab chahiye jo bachpan se aaj tak rishtedaaron ne mujhe diye hain...

Pappu: Papa Mujhe 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu:

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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