Pandit ek ghar mein ladka dikhane ke liye gaya.
pandit: “aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?”
ladki wale: “humein aisa ladka chahiye jo paan,
cigrette, daaru aur koi bhi nashe na karta ho,
boiled khana khata ho aur bhagwaan ka naam jaapta ho.”
pandit: “to aisa ladka to aapko sirf icu mein hi mil sakta hai.