Must read, m still laughing:
family problems
two men, an american and an
indian we re sitting in a bar and
discussing about their family
problems..
shot after shot...
the indian man said to the
american, 'we have problem in
india we can't marry the one
whom we love, you know my
parents are forcing me to get
married to this so called homely
girl from a village whom i haven't
even met once.' we call this
arranged marriage. i don't want
to marry a woman whom i don't
love... i told them that openly and
now
have a lot of family problems.'
the american said, talking about
love marriages... in america we
can marry the one whom we love..
i'll tell you my story. 'i married a
widow whom i deeply loved and
dated for 3 years. after a couple
of years, my father fell in love with
my step-daughter and married
her, so my father became my son-
in-law and i became my father's
father-in-law. legally now my
daughter is my mother and my
wife my grandmother. more
problems occurred when i had a
son. my son is my father's brother
and so he is my uncle.
situations turned worse when my
father had a son. now my father's
son, my brother is my grandson.
ultimately, i have become my own
grandfather and i am my own
grandson. and you say you have
family problems.'
the indian fainted........!!