Love marrige:
raat k waqt
shohar:
paani pilao
biwi paani lenay gayi,
shohar ko neend aa gayi,
biwi saari raat paani ka glass pakde khadi rahi,
subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kar bohat khush huva aur bola!
maango kya maangti ho?
biwi:
kamine talaaq de.