Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. larki: sandil utaroo kia? larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao

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