Girls are the most wonderful creatures in the world....!!!!
though you find dem difficult enough
because....
if you kiss her.. you are not a gentleman..!! :/
& if you don't.. you are not a man :/
if you praise her.. she thinks you are lying..!!
& if you don't.. you are good for nothing
if you agree to all her likes..you are a wimp !! :|
& if you don't.. you are not understanding
if you visit her often... she thinks you are boring !!
& if you don't.. she accuses you of double-crossing
if you are well dressed... she says you are a playboy !! :<
& if you don't... you are a dull boy
if you are jealous... she says itz bad..!! :
& if you don't... she thinks you don't luv her
if you attempt doing romance.. she says you didn't respect her :l
& if you don't... she thinks you don't like her
if you are a minute late... she complains it's hard to wait !! :i
& if she is late... she says that's a girl's way
if you visit another man.. you're not putting in "quality time" !! :^
& if she is visited by another woman... "oh it's natural, we are girls"
if you kiss her once in a while... she professes you are cold :/
& if you kiss her often... she yells that you are taking advantage
if you fail to help her in crossing the street... you lack ethics
& if you do... she thinks it's just one of men tactics for seduction
if you stare at another woman... she accuses you of flirting :|
& if she is stared by other men.. she says that they are just admiring :/
if you talk... she wants you to listen
& if you listen... she wants you to talk
--> in short:
so simple... yet so complex !!!
so weak... yet so powerful !!!
so confusing... yet so desirable !!
so damning.. yet so wonderful