Friend: When I woke up this morning

Friend: when i woke up this morning,
I meditated, did 50 pushups,
Drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.
He: do you know what i did?
I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!

Friend: When I woke up this morning

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Friend: When I woke up this morning

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