Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir

Ek student ne math ke teacher se kha: sir, english ke teacher toh english me baate karte hai. aap bhi math me baat kyu nhi karte? math teacher: jayda 3 5 na kar jaldi se 9 2 11 ho ja, nhi toh 4 5 rakh dunga toh chhati ka doodh yaad aa jayega..!

Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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Ek student ne Math ke teacher se kha: Sir

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