Ek sharabi sarab pee kar ghar jaa rahatha.
raste main mandir ke bahar pujari dikha.
sharabi ne pujari se poocha,
sabsebada kaun?
pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "mandir bada". sharabi bola -mandir bada to,
dharti pe kaise khada,
pujari : "chalo bhai dharti badi"
sharabi :"dharti badi to sheshnaag pe kyun khadi
pujari : "sheshnaag bada"
sharabi :"sheshnaag bada to,
shiv ke gale main kyon pada"
pujari : "chalo bhai shiv bada"
sharabi : "shiv bada to parbat par kyon khada"
pujari : "parbat bada"
sharabi :"parbat bada to hanuman ki unglipe kyon pada" pujari : "hanuman bada"
sharabi :"hanuman bada to ram ki charno main kyon pada" pujari : "ram bada"
sharabi :"ram bada to ravan ke piche kyun pada
pujari : "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
sharabi : "is duniya main wo bada,
jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"