Ek old lady apni gas ki problem se tang aakar doctor ke paas jaati hai.
old lady: “doctor saab, mujhe gas ki bahut problem hai. lekin isse dusron ko koi takleef nahi hoti kyu ki na to meri gas mein badbu hoti hai aur na hi awaaz. main aapke clinic mein baithe baithe hi 20-5 baar gas chhod chuki hun lekin kisi ko bhanak tak nahi hui.”
doctor calmly: “koi baat nahi maine ye 1 hafte ki dawayi likh di hai, ye aap le lena aur ek hafte baad aana.”
old lady ek hafte baad: “ye aap ne mujhe kya de diya.”
doctor: “kya ho gaya?”
old lady: “doctor saab, meri problem to abhi bhi theek nahi hui, awaaz to abhi bhi nahi aa rahi lekin bahut hi zehrili badbu aa rahi hai.”
doctor: “good, iska matlab aapki naak to theek ho chuki hai, ab hum aapke kaan ka ilaaz karte hain.“