Ek baar santa apni biwi ke saath jaa raha tha,
raste mein usse ek dost mila
jisse police ne pakda hua tha.
santa ne usse puchha: kya hua?
dost: mene apni biwi ko maar dala
santa kuch sochte huye: saza kya mili hai?
dost: 6 hafte
santa: bass yaar, 6 hafte
santa ne aav dekha na taav fatafatt
police ki gun lee or apni biwi ko maar dala
dost rote hue: abe sale,
yeh tune kya kiya?
puri baat to sunta,
6 hafte baad muje phaansi ha.