Ek aadmi ki biwi gum ho jati hai, wo complaint likhwane jata hai.
aadmi: “sir, meri biwi gum ho gayi hai”
postmaster: “bhosdi ke ye post office hai, police station nahi”
aadmi: “ohh sorry, behnchod khushi ke mare kaha jaaun,
kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha“