Dosto

Dosto, maine kal apni maan se pucha ke: “kab tak meri fikar mein is tarah raaton ko jagti rahogi?” maan ne pyar se mera maatha chuma aur boli: “jab tak tu apni dusari maao se raat ko baat karna nahi chodega” moral: tujhe sab hai pata meri maan.:d:d

Dosto

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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